Vette (
chirpchirpchirp) wrote2018-11-01 07:13 am
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Outside the Offices in the School Hallway, WAY Too Early Thursday
Okay, so Vette was a girl on a mission. With that whole hatchet quest going on, she had discovered two things the other night. First, that the teachers were taking this stuff seriously - she was going to be picking confetti from weird places for days - and second, that one of the offices had puppies. And Earth puppies were dumb and adorable, and that she needed about twelve.
So she had broken back into the school. The locks here were kind of comically simple, after all. There really wasn't anything stopping her from just wandering in any time she liked. This morning she was making her way back down the hallway to Zack's office, and then was just pausing outside, listening for the telltale sounds of wiggly puppies within.
... What she heard inside was not puppy sounds. She squinted a little, picked the lock again, cracked the door open just slightly, and peered inside.
A good dozen chickens peered back.
"Nope."
And then Vette was closing that door again.
Dammit.
[OOC: Expecting one!]
So she had broken back into the school. The locks here were kind of comically simple, after all. There really wasn't anything stopping her from just wandering in any time she liked. This morning she was making her way back down the hallway to Zack's office, and then was just pausing outside, listening for the telltale sounds of wiggly puppies within.
... What she heard inside was not puppy sounds. She squinted a little, picked the lock again, cracked the door open just slightly, and peered inside.
A good dozen chickens peered back.
"Nope."
And then Vette was closing that door again.
Dammit.
[OOC: Expecting one!]
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But she also wanted to know what was in that office, hopefully without finding out firsthand.
"Problem?"
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She was totally going to smuggle a few out. But nope. Thwarted by chickens.
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She was helpful.
She was also pretty sure Paris would kill her for fraternizing with the enemy.
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This was totally going to end in her breaking into the shelter just to experience another puppy stampede, just see if it wouldn't.
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Sorry, Paris. You complained about puppies. Who even did that?
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Granted, Vette hadn't minded all that much once she realized the puppies were, in fact, puppies.
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Why was there a corpse in the room? Why was that a thing?
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Did Sabine sound excited? No? Well. She wasn't.
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THRILLED. SHE WAS THRILLED.
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Vette stared at Sabine for a long moment at that, and then back down at the body.
"Is it too late to go back to the room with the creepy birds in it?"
Said, of course, even as she reached for the instructions and squinted at them.
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Sabine could and would. But she didn't want to.
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And even if it had been, hey, at least it wasn't Twi'lek.
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She didn't believe that. She'd met Cristina.
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"Well, can't be too hard. I'm pretty good at following instructions." Vette glanced around, and then reached to poke experimentally at the thing's torso. "Okay, so where do I start?"
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"It feels more real than a fake body has any right to feel," she reported. "Are we sure she teaches first aid and this isn't actually an elaborate ruse to frame us for murder?"
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Yeah, this was definitely some kind of setup. Vette squinted for a moment, and then shrugged and reached in to kind of pry that chest cavity apart.
"If there isn't a hatchet in he-- GROSS."
Somebody had just gotten a nice, sticky, fake arterial spray right across her front.
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